Lookie! A Bonus!
Don't worry. There's an "easy return policy".
I'm not sure it's not a coincidence that the following three items are next to each other:
As Seen On TV is wanting a sex kitten June Cleaver. AWESOME. Where's the martini shaker that fits inbetween your boobs, June?
I can't even talk about the "Romance" section. "Better Sex" DVDs and a mini vibrator on "as seen on tv"? On what channel was THAT?
For those of you who have vinyl as the majority of your wardrobe, look no further than the "Clothing" section for a vinyl leather repair kit. Just in case your romp while wearing a body suit goes awry or you scuff your thigh high Pretty Woman boots. (Just trying to help out.)
I've never bought anything off this site. Don't get me wrong, there are a few things on there that look remotely interesting, but certainly not any of the above. *if you do own any of the above, well, I'm still laughing.*