Sid the Science Kid's dad and grandma have stoner laughs. As much as it makes me laugh, I can't help but ask who thought that was a good idea, and who thought no one would notice? This show makes me wish I was stoned.
Speaking of ol' Sid, do they not learn math and language arts? And how much do his parents pay for him to be in a class with only four other kids?
If I nod enough, will she think I'm listening to whatever she's saying? All I heard was waawaawaajustinbeiberwaawaawaaZackandCodywaawaaIneed$20forafieldtrip - WHAT?
The Fresh Beat Band never changes their clothes. And I'm pretty sure they're all getting it on, they live in the same house.
As much as I want to crawl around in the creators of Yo Gabba Gabba's brains, I'm afraid. Very, very afraid.
I really think too much about Elliot Stabler, Leroy Jethro Gibbs, and Anthony Dinozzo. Naked. At the same time.
I'd still watch PBS if there were commercials.
I wish my walls were made out of velcro, so I could stick my kids and dog on them. Not only is it art, they're out of my hair.
Is 0837 too early for beer?
I hate that cat.
Yelling "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!" after the light fixture fucking FELL FROM THE CEILING probably wasn't the most appropriate thing I could have said, but that's what I said. Loudly. I think I owe my kid ice cream for dinner for making her keep the toddler out of the glass while I cleaned it up and she almost missed the bus. Yeah, I feed her ice cream for dinner occasionally. Kidhood is supposed to be FUN.
I hate this fucking toy. Who bought him that? Why doesn't it have a volume control? Am I dying? My ears are bleeding. I'm going to shove bamboo skewers under my fingernails. Prison would be a vacation. I need medication. Or booze. Or both.
There really isn't a way to write a conclusion for this, so I'll just say that all of the above aside, and how on days like today I wish I was at the pool with a 64 oz margarita, without a care in the world, life is a lot funnier and sweeter with these little two legged critters running around my house.
Most likely to be continued...