I wish The Jetsons' way of life was real. Now.
I wish Merry Maids would show up. For free.
I wish Mary Poppins would land in my backyard. So I could shower whenever I felt like it, not just when the little one is
I wish I could snap my fingers and I'd be showered, coiffed, and presentable. I desperately need a shower, but I don't have the energy. And it's not even 8 am. Sad.
I wish traveling by floo powder was an actual possibility.
I wish my Christmas decorations would take themselves down. They'll be down by February. I'm sure of it. Maybe.
I wish it was time for an upgrade on my phone.
I wish I had something witty to share this morning. Alas, I don't. I'm kind of in a funk. I wish I could find my funny. It's probably hiding behind all the crap that needs cleaned in this house. But no worries, I'm gonna make this place shiiiiiiiiiiiine like the top of the Chrysler Building! And the sun will come out tomorrow, Amen.