This is what sleep deprivation looks like.

I just poured myself a cup of coffee and put the coffee pot in the fridge.

The Preteen also got her choice of sandwich for her lunch this morning, because halfway through making one, I realized I had put peanut butter on one slice and mayo on another.

And I thought I did stupid shit when Captain Awesome woke up every 45 minutes to two hours.

Stay tuned  - I'm sure there will be more shenanigans that weren't purposeful.