Monday, August 22, 2011

Holy Mother of God, It's Football Season.

I wait for this the second after the Super Bowl.  Preseason football means that fall is on the way, and I love me some fall.  I also love me some fall beers.  I can't wait to crack into the first Oktoberfest of the season, and I KNOW they're out already, but drinking heavier beers when it's still in the mid-90s is not okay.  I love football, too.  I'm more of a collegiate fan (GO HUSKERS!!), and I do root for the Chiefs, but football is football, and I love me some men in butt-huggin' pants, wrasslin' each other while I drink heavily and eat chips and dip.  I just realized that made it sound a little gay-pornish, but be it as it may,  BRING. IT. ON.

I do have a bit of an issue with all the criminals (Michael Vick, Plaxico Burress, Brett Favre, etc.) making ungodly amounts of money playing ball (What's that you say?  Favre isn't a criminal?  Well, he sure has hell stolen a shit ton of my tv viewing pleasure...).  What kind of example does that make for our kids?  Break the law and swim in your cash, kiddies!  Well, at least they give me something to rant about while loaded.  I'd even throw popcorn at the tv, but I love my tv to much to do that to her.

So, to recap.  Football equals fall, amazing beer, gay porn, prison, and love.  Got it?  Good.

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