I don't even know what to say to get this ball rolling, except I'm seriously considering attempting these "suggestions" and documenting the Hubs' reaction, which may be even funnier than this bullshit this woman is trying to schlep.
1. WRITE A NOTE ON THE STEAMED-UP BATHROOM MIRROR: While your husband is showering, sneak in and write, "I love you" on the steamed-up bathroom mirror. This will steam him up as well, especially if you seal it with your lip prints! Hmm. I guess part A of this idea is kind of sweet. Except when you're a little OCD about things and know that it will leave marks on the mirror when the steam evaporates. And then you have to clean it. And even though you're OCD, you hate to clean and it causes this vicious cycle that inevitably ends up with you eating something you shouldn't. Besides, Hubs showers at about 0345 every morning, and I'm not getting out of warmth and comfort to go scribble on the mirror. As far as kissing the mirror goes? Getting up on the sink to perform such a sweet act would be an interesting story to tell the paramedics when I most likely slip and fall and break my face on the faucet.
2. PUT LOVE IN HIS SUDS: I'm talking about a bar of soap! Scratch "I love you" into his soap so he'll find it the next time he showers. (You may not want to seal this note with your lip prints, though). She's witty, no? First of all, who uses bar soap anymore unless you're camping, deployed, or are too much of a man to use a loofah? And seriously, if you actually say you're too much of a man to use one, I'd bet there's one in your shower. And you use it. Even though it's your wife's. It's no secret that mine smells like Old Spice Swagger when I get around to showering. Besides, even if he DID use bar soap, I highly doubt he's inspecting it before he shoves it in his armpit.
3. PUT A SIGN IN YOUR YARD: Place a sign in your yard such as, "THE WORLD'S GREATEST HUSBAND LIVES HERE." Let everyone know how special your husband is to you. Where does this woman live? Disneyland? Seriously? This just, man, I almost simultaneously choked and peed at the same time after reading this one. No one is going to drive past your house with a big "AWW", they're going to think that some fricking nutjobs live on their street. You might as well buy a powerwasher to battle the certain eggings that will happen, and not just on Halloween.
4. LET BYGONES BE BYGONES: If your husband has done or said something to hurt you, forgive him. Don't keep bringing up the past every time you get into a disagreement, especially if he has shown remorse. This is probably actually some sound advice. Except if I let bygones be bygones, I wouldn't have any leverage or potential blog material. And I do forgive. But I don't forget. Because someday that shit is gonna be funny, and I'm. Telling. EVERYONE.